`Twas biznik, and the taggly toves
Did flickr and zillow in the wabe:
All meevee were the borogoves,
And the ning raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabbrflock, my son!
The jaws that digg, the goowy claws that catch!
Beware the pheedo bird, and shun
The del.icio.us bandersnatch!"
He took his rapleaf sword in hand:
Long time the frappr foe he sought --
So rested he by the meebo tree,
And stood edgeio in thought.
And, as in zooomr thought he stood,
The Jabbrflock, with eyes of flame,
Came ookles through the odeo wood,
And rollyo as it came!
Web 1.0! Web 2.0! And through and through
The bebo blade went snickr-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabbrflock?
Come to my arms, my cooqy boy!
O quimble day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas biznik, and the taggly toves
Did flickr and zillow in the wabe:
All meevee were the borogoves,
And the ning raths outgrabe.
