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Terrible photo

Reuters ran this photo of Tony Blair today for an article on Topix. It's a complete catastrophe -- there are so many things wrong with it, I can't possibly understand why they published it:

tony-before3.jpg


1. WTF is he looking at? Never crop the side that the subject is gazing into -- it leads the viewers' eyes off-frame.

2. What does the gi-normous portrait in the background have to do with the story? (hint: nothing!)

3. Could there be less contrast in the art work behind him? Were the editors too lazy to Ctrl-Shift-L ?

Ok, it's a crop from some older, unrelated story -- was this the best they could find?

Jesus, I had to photoshop it just so I could sleep tonight:

tony-before.jpg


Ahh.. that's better. But not very World News worthy, it it?


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Oh look - Vladimir "Pooty" Putin has joined the party! Getting warmer...

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Arrrrrrrrr! Blair and Pooty mixing it up at the Web 2.0 Pirate Convention -- Arrrrrrrr!

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God I love Photoshop

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Comments (2)

That's hilarious. I saw the same photo yesterday and was flabbergasted. I think the pirate look is the way to go.

Mike:

Tequilla shots for Putin? That is news worthy. I would have presumed vodka.

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